we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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