if i can run in heels then i can drive
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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