I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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