we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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