But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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