He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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