He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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