Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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