oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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