when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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