I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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