That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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