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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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