So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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