I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
