Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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