Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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