So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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