is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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