PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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