Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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