Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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