The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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