Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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