he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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