I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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