i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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