There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Randomize
