If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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