I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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