I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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