Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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