i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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