K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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