Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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