Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
