We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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