singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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