So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
