giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i need some magic done to my vagina
Randomize
