Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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