found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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