its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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