somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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