Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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