And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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