If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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