some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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