dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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