Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize
