so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
