So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
