How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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