whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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