the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just found puke in my bra..
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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