I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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