He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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