I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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