I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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