Do you still have your period?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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